I love creative ways of saying one's hungry. I think, right now and for quite some time, my favorite is:
I am so hungry, I could eat the ass-end out of a dead rhino.
I don't know why a rhino, let alone a dead one, but it informs the listener of the simple fact that the speaker is quite famished - in fact, very horribly famished.
What are some other good ones? Who has the 'diamond in the rough'?
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You could make an alternate version of the "she's so fine I'd eat the corn out of her shit".
ReplyDeletei don't know why i've never heard that - but that shit is funny
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